by beezley October 15, 2013
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014
The sweaty, sore feeling you get in your ass from playing a full 13 rounds of dominos. Often alleviated by getting up and grabbing a beer or taking a piss.
by J-Bop August 30, 2012
by MrBitchin May 31, 2014
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.
by WW_OZ August 20, 2009
ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.
Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.
Both: haha
Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.
Both: haha
by Exmar May 17, 2008