dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.

Dole Bludger, or council house scrounger

by Magic Doc October 24, 2003

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

winkey

funny way to desrcibe the 'penis'

dude, your winkey is well small.

by remanufactured August 2, 2007

Wankese

In the video game Final Fantasy X, voice-overs from the character Tidus where he is talking to himself (the player) in a more wanky way than usual (which is still pretty wanky).

Originated in the recaps for Final Fantasy X on videogamerecaps.com

"Tightass is swimming, and once I get him onto the floor of the "stadium", he starts voiceovering again. "I...thought about a lot of things, like where I was, what I'd got myself into." This voiceover stuff shall now be dubbed "Wankese"." - Jeanne, Final Fantasy X Recap Part 1

by Goggle January 10, 2005

flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.

Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.

by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021

wankee

a wannabe yankee

Someone who isn't American, but wants to be. This is also synonymous with a wanker, but wanting to be American automatically suggests as such.

Look at all these wankees at the embassy.

by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004