Uncle Wally

After big family get togethers and big dinners one may face food coma imminently. The first one to fall asleep on the closest recliner or couch

At Christmas dinner, Dennis did an Uncle Wally and he was snoring the entire time.

by Christmas Spirit December 27, 2009

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

lose the willy

A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.

Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.

by Disco Dave December 3, 2007

dilly dilly willy nilly silly

After too many beers lip sinking to a Willy Nelson song.

After winning beer pong he was Dilly Dilly Willy Nilly Silly.

by Casey Parler February 25, 2018

Willy Pete

Spitting on your penis and putting it in another persons ear.

You will not believe what just happened, Dave gave Jan a Willy Pete!

by titsmagee2234 November 14, 2010

lazy wally

The effect given when one's penis strikes anothers face with such force that it causes the victim to become walleyed.

Brandon's mom not only stinks like fish, but she looks like a fish now because I gave her the lazy wally.

by Brandon's mom's lover. January 6, 2009

Wet Willy Turnpike

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.

Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.

by Stauchy McNasty June 10, 2007