Woke

The people who call a laptop a lappy

Dude that simp always calls laptop a lappy, I don't know I guess he's a woke or something

by chinchu bully October 30, 2021

woke

The new favorite snarl world of fascists for anything that goes against them. Once meant aware. Can include things such as minority rights (be it based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.), renewable energy, funding for education, & healthcare to name a few.

Supporting (insert policy the GOP hates) makes me woke? Then call me a chronic insomniac.

by Clutterofmass May 29, 2023

Woke

A state of mind where only feelings are important and facts are irrelevant. Ironically used as a manipulation tactic like Political Correctness to manipulate those who disagree as being asleep to the “facts” there by discouraging the use of any critical skills or expression of opposing viewpoints.

1) There are only two genders.
Dude you are just not Woke.

2) There are dozens of non binary genders.
Dude that is so Woke!

by Scooter B May 10, 2024

romantically woke

When one person is in tune to their significant other's romantic needs, wants and desires.

Jenny is romantically woke when it comes to her relationship with Bradley.

by Mr. Leonard Finamore April 6, 2017

woke

Anything Republicans don't like

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad

by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022

Woke

1. People who are not straight, white, and/or cisgendered

2. A word the Political Right likes to use against the Political Right or anything the Right doesn't like (i.e. Black Ariel, LGBTQ+)

1. It's not woke if you're white!

2. That new movie was so woke! That woman was clearly a man!

by catching_fire_3 May 12, 2024

woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023