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floppy walker

A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.

*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.

I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.

No gran don't eat those crisps!

I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!

"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
by TomScriv February 8, 2008
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Snaggy Walker

A young skinny man (possibly woman) who has a pointy triangular butt. They enjoy reading and harry potter. They often fantasize about ron weasly but somehow girls like to dance with him. He makes jokes that will make you laugh but also make you want to punch him in the face repeatedly with the force of a thousand suns.
Ah man, you remind me of Snaggy Walker!
by Snaggy's Bro February 15, 2010
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Governor Walker

The act of farting in someone's mouth while getting a rim job. Named after Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.
Man, that hooker was really going to town and then I had to pull a Governor Walker and ruin it.
by DL2011WI June 13, 2011
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Man Walker

A nickname given to a female (from work or school) who has gone out with every guy available but is not seen as a slut by the people. She maintains a good reputation by working hard and dressing subtly but goes through so many guys that no one can keep track. She is a master of disguise when it comes to social status, few notice her crafty facade.
Here comes man walker! Who is she seeing now? Mike or Steve I think, oh wait no I saw her going home with Kyle yesterday.
by Jwate October 31, 2011
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White Walker

A creature made from a human mixed with ice magic, something Els from Frozen did in reality.

Tried to invade the known world, but killed by a faceless assassin, after she killed their leader.
Your makeup was so thick, you look like a white walker.
by Kay Tutan Tayo June 19, 2019
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stupid walking

When you are distracted by something and start walking strangely, so you get spaced from the round of Among Us as a Crew Mate
"They were Stupid Walking, so I say we space them."
by CodyTheRed September 13, 2020
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urban street walker

slut , female , prostitute , hooker , stripper
-Oh my gosh girl !!
You look like an urban street walker in that red dress !
-Really ?
-Yeah !
by Mello P June 10, 2006
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