"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
by listenkid November 23, 2009
by Epidawg July 11, 2008
The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.
Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!
Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!
Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!
by pedobeargrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 06, 2011
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
To appear randomly in the background of someone's vacation photos.
Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
My wife and I were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.
by Benny Peme September 06, 2010
by Unicorn_mbele February 11, 2020
A once ordinary girl whose been turned into a butch lesbian and rocks a haircut similar to that of Eminem
by Luke of Planet Earth March 13, 2018