vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.

"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"

by First Class Krew April 15, 2008

Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com

1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)

by Just^jess December 18, 2020

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 3, 2023

Vag-triloquist

When a woman can flex her vagina and talk in another voice at the same time to mimic it talking 🤣

Did you see the Vag-triloquist in the peep show? Ya, the crowd had the funniest expression on their face when it started smoking a cigarette

by Missing link🐒 May 10, 2020

vag face

Phil aka Bling's vagina looking grill. Most mistake it and want to insert a finger.

Phil is a vag face all-star.

by Troy Baker October 5, 2007

Vag puppet

A loose woman who has banged all your friends.

Man sarah is a total vag puppet

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020