Twat Chat 

Chatting through direct messages on Twitter.

Theresa: Man, Vivian keeps twat chatting me!
Vivian: Twat chat is fun!

Twat Chat by Cynthia9512Vivian April 22, 2014

twat swat 

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

twat swat by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

Twat buddy's 

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

Twat buddy's by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015

Twat burger 

acting like a crazy be'och

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.

Twat burger by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015

Twat McFuck 

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69

Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck

Twat McFuck by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016

Twat Burger 

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.

Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.

Twat Burger by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016

Twat Swat 

The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."

Twat Swat by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016