Someone who only reads about a quarter of your text and completely misses the point you are making. A text skimmer
by batgirl1965 August 10, 2017
Everyone will love their Christmas present. It'll be my brightest tool yet. Dec 25. Earth burns birthed then the sun.
by Walnut2001 January 05, 2023
by Lily_LOL02 November 20, 2019
Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"
by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
by peepeechildren February 25, 2021
by peepeechildren February 25, 2021
National ask Agatha out day
On February 25th every boy must ask anyome named agatha out, as long shes their age/grade. If they dont, they must either (consensually) hug Agatha or delete their minecraft world.
On February 25th every boy must ask anyome named agatha out, as long shes their age/grade. If they dont, they must either (consensually) hug Agatha or delete their minecraft world.
boy:" hey Agatha wanna date"
Agatha:"umm why"
boy:"because its february 25th,"
Agatha:"what's that?"
boy:"National ask Agatha out day
On February 25th every boy must ask anyome named agatha out, as long shes their age/grade. If they dont, they must either (consensually) hug Agatha or delete their minecraft world."
Agatha:"okay sure let's date then, would hate for you to not have an agatha on ask agatha out day"
Agatha:"umm why"
boy:"because its february 25th,"
Agatha:"what's that?"
boy:"National ask Agatha out day
On February 25th every boy must ask anyome named agatha out, as long shes their age/grade. If they dont, they must either (consensually) hug Agatha or delete their minecraft world."
Agatha:"okay sure let's date then, would hate for you to not have an agatha on ask agatha out day"
by dogwater1234512345 February 25, 2021