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fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.
1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"
by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012
mugGet the fake business tripmug.

let's go on a trip

Let's get high on acid. A "trip" is experienced when you're under the influence of a drug.
Hey kids, let's go on a trip. I'll bring the drugs!!1!
by iamgodlol January 3, 2015
mugGet the let's go on a tripmug.

trip the light fantasstic

when someone fucks up everything they have with someone who's body (esp. the nether regions) they are obsessed with
J.D. had the best of both worlds for a while....but he chose to trip the light fantasstic- now he needs to live with his decision
by Meadow Soprano October 25, 2005
mugGet the trip the light fantassticmug.

ay yo trip

Phrase to seek attention, compare "Check this out".
by ac January 31, 2004
mugGet the ay yo tripmug.

Norwegian bad-trip

Getting so high on shrooms you accidentally rape, pillage and conquer parts of England
This shit is so strong i got a Norwegian bad-trip
by Fjellanger January 3, 2018
mugGet the Norwegian bad-tripmug.

dont even trip

"I got you're back, man.. don't even trip."
by Kita November 29, 2003
mugGet the dont even tripmug.

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