dull tool

Someone who isn't capable of understand, or isn't smart enough to understand. A person who doesn't get the current situation

"You're such a dull tool, how can you not underst and to what I'm saying?"

by Imortal_tail October 10, 2017

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 29, 2017

zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.

that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.

by emsevolmomruoy November 07, 2006

super tool

Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.

"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."

Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"

by Noob69 May 17, 2010

Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.

It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.

by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 November 14, 2015

tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.

Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.

by rising_son July 06, 2011