Holy Tits

When a woman has tits so large, they project heavenly light, and even angels sing their praises. You can hear the Casp in Holy Tits.

All praise, the Holy Tits!

by The Slending Angel March 30, 2015

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

titsappointed

1. A man is impressed by a woman who has large breasts. Following further intimate knowledge of the woman, the man is disppointed because the breasts are neither firm nor perky.

2. A man is disppointed that a woman's breasts are not that big. See "Wonderbra."

I don't believe that an example is necessary in this case.

by William David Collings April 2, 2005

pixel tits

n. Any electronically-created version of a woman that finds itself the subject of adoration or lust on the part of its viewers, or the collective of such virtual booty.

His decision to purchase DOA Beach Volleyball was entirely based on his appraisal of its gameplay. The pixel tits had no influence on it whatsoever.

by DeathBySurfeit June 24, 2005

Hot Tits

Something douchebags call girls, thinking they are charming

Guy: Hey hot tits, whats shakinn ;)

Girl: Get the hell away from me you doucher.

Guy: I think she wants me

by Jerrkaa December 27, 2010

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009