The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Pervy boys: Tell me more tell me more did you get very far.
Girls in dresses: tell me more tell me more like does he have a car.
Me after watching grease: wow that was awesome!
Girls in dresses: tell me more tell me more like does he have a car.
Me after watching grease: wow that was awesome!
by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020

Pre-cum
When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

by Mr.grease April 20, 2018

by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
