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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease

Pervy boys: Tell me more tell me more did you get very far.
Girls in dresses: tell me more tell me more like does he have a car.

Me after watching grease: wow that was awesome!
by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020
mugGet the Greasemug.

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"
by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015
mugGet the happy greasemug.

talabases grease

Is when you fuck an old lady and she cums like gravy
Oh baby, make me cum all over your with my talabases grease!
by Mr.grease April 20, 2018
mugGet the talabases greasemug.

diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed
see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK
by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009
mugGet the diesel greasemug.

Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
mugGet the Greasedmug.

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