stumpky

nasty ass stubby stinky hoe

jessica: “sarah was talking about how you always wear weave”
shaniya: “bye asl. tell that stumpky ass bitch mind her business”

by blasiibabii December 23, 2020

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Steri stumpie

The best milkshake/ flavored milk in Cape Town South Africa, it comes in many mouth watering flavours

Hey! Wahaab can you buy me a delicious steri stumpie please?

by humbletrash November 26, 2018

blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023

shumpit

Used in replacement of "have sexual relations/contact",

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?

by Nick T December 20, 2004

slumpopotamus

An overweight person, who has a slow, hunched, shuffled walk, with a dazed expression on their face. Often slumping around as if looking for their next meal.

"Hey did you see that slumpopotamus, roaming down the hallway?"

by StXela October 8, 2009