Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Tahoe Steamer

Placing two mounds of snow on a chick's tits, then pissing on them to create a nice stream of steam.

Betty liked the Tahoe Steamer until I missed and pissed in her mouth

by Slappy007 January 9, 2007

bamboo steamer

to deficate upon ones chest

"shelly is such a bitch, but she is fine and I would like to give her a bamboo steamer."

by craig ford July 7, 2007

Boston Steamer

A Boston Steamer is 70's term named for a certain 1970's celebrity that liked getting his dick sucked while he took a shit. Hence, a blowjob while your shitting is called a Boston steamer.

After the concert the singer went up to the hotel room and had a groupie give him his favorite: a Boston steamer.

by Ehusserl April 30, 2010

Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.

"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"

by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007

steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

Dutch Steamer

When a man defecates on a woman's vagina and then engages in sexual intercourse with said vagina. He then ejaculates on the fecal matter and rubs the mixture on her chest. Hopefully, it's still steaming at this point.

In order to drill as close as 10 miles off the US coast, a member of the oil industry must perform a Dutch Steamer on a member of the Mineral Management Service.

by IveBnStmed November 2, 2008