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True Stoner

A person who finds a way to smoke weed every day without fail, unless they actually can't get hold of any ganja. A true stoner can be of any race or species as long as they follow the one rule above.

Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.

If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.

A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.

Legaliiiiiiize
"what do you wanna do today maan?"

"Got any gwaaan?"

"nahh man you?"

"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"

"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"

"Getting stoooooned maan"

"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"

- true stoner
True Stoner by Stonermaaaaaan March 3, 2011
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Alyson Stoner

Alyson Stoner is an American child actress, dancer and voice actor. She started out as the co-host of "Mike's Super Short Show". Her dancing abilities landed her a roles in Missy Elliot and Eminem videos as a backup dancer. She's also starred in the "Step Up" films as Channing Tatum's younger sister. She played Max on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Alyson auditioned for the the role of Hannah Montana but lost to the less talented Miley Cyrus. She now plays Isabella on Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon which will hopefully be taken off the air soon. She will have a moderate role in the upcoming Disney movie "Camp Rock".
Person A: Alyson Stoner is such a good dancer. She defintely should've gotten the role of Hannah Montana.

Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.
Alyson Stoner by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

Baby Stoner 

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.
?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.
Baby Stoner by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.
"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"

Caveat Stoner 

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."
Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc
Caveat Stoner by knowcebo January 16, 2011

bedtime stoner 

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.
Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.
bedtime stoner by Joogle January 30, 2015

Fake Stoner 

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday