light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

Botty sniffer

Someone who sniffs botties

Tom O'Toole or Ronan Keyring

by Shaun Wright Fillips May 13, 2005

Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...

Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...

by Rick James June 21, 2004

stiffy sender

S.P.
A person who sends stiffy's to their best friends boyrfriend whilst on holiday in the Ardeche.

S.P. sending a massive stiffy to Dr Beer.
Phillay says Sarah your such a stiffy sender.

by G Jackson June 25, 2009

stiffs

those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')

we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)

if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !

jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!

it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!

we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !

by michael foolsley January 5, 2022

skifferage

saying, thinking, or doing something in unison with someone else.

1. skifferage, yo! simultaneous spontaneity at the very best!

by LINE February 13, 2003

Snifferbuster

A person, usually a dude that will hang out with a guy best friend and his best friends girl. The person usually will end up sitting in the corner of the room while his best friend gets action by his girlfriend. This person will usually accept that they are a loser and will most likely never have a chance at ever getting a girl.

Best Friend: Hey want to have some fun?
Girl: Absolutely!
A Snifferbuster: Ok, I'll just sit in my corner and leave you alone for a bit, no problem.

by Snifferbuster April 24, 2010