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Spank

What my dad did to me when I was 5
Dad:did you wash the dishes? Me: no dad: I am going to spank you now come here
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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pan-spank-sual

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.

Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.

Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024
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spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?
by mabecorp April 25, 2010
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Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game
Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game
by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021
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Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.
Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.
by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025
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Hang spanking

The act of hanging by the neck from a loose rope and nasturbating to achieve an ultimate orgasm.
by Dominicvanni@gmail.com October 21, 2022
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spank

by sbev November 20, 2019
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