Soviet dammit

Like god dammit only used by Soviets because they don't believe in God and can't or face the wrath of 21 AK-74's.
Hey, at least they don't have to worry about going to church on sundays.

Kate-tov Shalashaska: Josef I just sold your car with out your permission!

Josef: Soviet Dammit Kate-tov you are lucky your not pregnant because I would lock you in your room!

by Josef Ebby April 4, 2008

In Soviet Russia

A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.

In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you

by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018

Soviet-Assasin

1 An ignorant fuckhead.
2 A loser who is in a clan called LT.
3 A skinny fucker who couldnt hurt a fly.
4 Nerd who likes to lick his friends arses while they sleep.

"You're a total fuckwit, you remind me of Soviet-Assasin"

by [CCT]Expack_man < god thats so old. February 14, 2004

Sobie

A person who enjoys the company of drunken or high people, and the atmosphere of parties where people are drunk or high, but neither drinks nor does drugs.

Any feeling of moral or ethical superiority on the part of the non-user disqualifies them from being called a sobie.

Also Sob, pronounced Soab, can be used for short.

He's a sobie, so he can drive us home, because the rest of us are in no condition.

by carpenoctum July 18, 2009

Soviet Union

(noun)

The large area between the legs of a communist (or socialist) consisting of the collective of dick, balls (in females: clit, labia, pussyhole), grundle, asshole and the lower asscheeks. Although residing equally in each person, it is considered a public body for the purposes of insult or the site of potential sexual revolution.

1: Comrade! Share the pack of cigarettes with me, I'm strung!
2: Oh yeah? Serve my Soviet Union, urod, I need it!
1: Well, I hope it collapses, blyat!
2: ( ﾟДﾟ）

Beautiful devotchka, let's get to my flat and make Soviet Union together!

by 4x7a175e December 25, 2019

Soviet Union

Stalin, my leader! Wipe out the capitalist pigs! Rise and bring your means to your world!

Soviets rule!

by Richard February 4, 2004

Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.

definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010