slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus

Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006

slide-off

1.Sasha Pinero who lives on kingsbridge and webb.
2.A nasty excuse for a female that will slide on any guy's dick raw after only knowing them for two days.
3.Female meaningless to any man

1. Oh that's the "Slide-off."
2.That's just a nasty slide-off don't talk to her.
3.slide-off's are treated like yesturday's trash

by Chula #1 April 23, 2005

KFC Slider

It is the shit you have after eating KFC chicken. The shit is so slick it just rockets out of your anus spirialing around the bowl leaving a perfect streak and a one wiper clean up.

Hey Bob, i just drop a KFC Slider!

Check out this streak from the KFC Slider.

It's KFC Slider time!

by John Allan January 8, 2008

california slip n slide

when your getting head and a girl pukes on your dick and uses it as lube

stephanie was so drunk that she threw up so jack forced her to perform a california slip n slide.

by OG Beach Crew December 9, 2008

land slide

When you go to pick up a slice of pizza and all the toppings slide off into the box leaving you holding a triangle of crust.

Damn, my pizza had a land slide.

by Ken Gman March 15, 2008

sliding into the dms

Trying to slide into a girls private messages

sliding into the dms is something Gary does to make himself feel better

by KnottyCanadian November 3, 2017

Slide

To visit and engage in sexual intercourse, departing soon afterwards.

*text, phone call (do not voicemail-that's annoying), or email (2000s kinky edition.)*
George: I'm trying to slide.
Maria: Come on over.
*hangout.. fuck.. leave*
George: Goodbye Maria.
Maria: Goodbye George.

by Glouponya June 23, 2017