Flap Slap

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.

' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'

by Bonerificly Big January 28, 2009

Slap The Salami

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

by Alex Reynolds January 5, 2008

slap her the mushroom

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.

"Next time, just slap her the mushroom."

by Brad Maynes February 4, 2003

Slapdick

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by wolf15668 October 11, 2013

Gibbs Slap

A slap upside the back of the head a la Leroy Jethroe Gibbs from NCIS usually done to someone who did or said something stupid.

Don Gibbs slapped after I asked him to shower with him.

by legaykidd May 22, 2009

tit slap

To slap someone or something really hard with your tits.

I tit slaped Corey last night and he started crying.

by xxxxirmaryxxx September 14, 2006

Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003