Shmoi

The name given to someone after a stupid or mildly insulting statement.

"Who's Heckler?" - Heckler's not a person you shmoi!
"Your pulling my hair out of its sockets!" -Shmoi
"Send her back to Battersea Dogs Home"

"She's a blonde bombsite."

by Joseph Till August 20, 2011

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Shmove Muffin

A person who is highly annoying, and or irritating.

Rebecca Black is a shmove muffin

by LaLaLoopsyGurl101 October 23, 2011

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the galaxy's way of putting 2 people that should be together in very coincidental , utterly funny, most ridiculous situations. If you fight the shmosmos you will be unhappy for the rest of your life...and get fat, ugly kids with your not shmosmos worthy partner!!

shmosmos is intended to bring shmooks and shmooglemuffins together.

This whole situation is so ridiculous, it can't really be happening?.... That's shmosmos for ya!

by shmooglemuffin November 2, 2011

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Shmoojee

Shmoojee, pronounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: "sex" "coitus" "fuck" "intercourse" and any other variation of these.

Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)

"Hey bro, see that girl over there?"
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee

"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd

by P-tweekie February 5, 2012

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Shmotlight

A term used to modify "spotlight" in a dismissive way.

Hank: "I'm worried that if we bring him in, he'll take up too much of the spotlight."
Lenora: "Spotlight shmotlight. We should definitely bring him in."

by Tinkerbelle190 April 17, 2013

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