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by #BITCHES I’M HERE November 29, 2018
Get the Sex mug.Jacob and Haley shared English class together. Jacob felt a tap on the back of his shoulder and turned around to find Haley holding a note out to him. He took it and unfolded it under his desk. "Meet me in the teacher's lounge, 5 minutes." Jacob turned back around, wide-eyed. He had been dreaming of this for a long time. Haley gave him a devilish smile and a wink. She was dismissed to use the restroom, and Jacob followed suit. 5 minutes later. Haley took out a key she must have swiped from somewhere and entered with Jacob into the teacher's lounge. They immediately started making out deeply. Haley slipped Jacob's shirt off and caressed his smooth chest. Jacob reached under Haley's shirt and bra and massaged her soft boobs. After a few minutes of this, they were both down in their underwear, still making out. Jacob reached behind Haley, and undid her bra, throwing it to the side Haley kicked off her thong, and slowly pulled down Jacob's underwear. Both fully naked, Haley threw Jacob onto the couch, took out a condom, and rolled it down the entire 7 inches of his rock hard cock with her mouth. Jacob got ontop of Haley, put her back to the couch, and started pumping steadily. Harder and harder, Jacob slid his cock in and out of her wet pussy. He kept pumping and pumping it in and out until they both hit their orgasm at the same time, Jacob releasing a load into Haley, after that, they both lay on the couch snuggled up together, Jacob's strong arms around Haley. RanOutOfSpace sex
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Get the Sex mug.No, just no, if you're looking up sex on the urban dictionary then you're either too young to know or so immature that's it's for the best you never find out.
by tomo0601 September 21, 2015
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by Your boi Andrew January 9, 2019
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One day Sarah and John were sick and tired of having a very plain relationship, so they waited until John's dad left the house and went upstairs to John's bedroom. Well John and Sarah both knew what they wanted, but were to scared to ask. So Sarah decided to make it easier for both of them. She took her shirt off, and then her pants. Once she was only in lingerie, when she pounced on John. She took his shirt off. He was in shock. Here was this beautiful girl, nearly naked standing in front of him. Sarah was tired of his hesitation. She took her bra and thong off. She grabbed his hand and put it on her large tit. She helped him massage it gently. They were simply the best things he'd ever touched. He was done with hesitation. He kissed her everywhere. When he kissed her boobs, when he decided to stick his huge dick in her they were both overwhelmed with joy. Sex is the most wonderful reproduction processes.
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