off-road season

During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.

This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).

Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.

If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?

Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.

by heypresto December 17, 2010

Game of thrones season 8

The season of game of thrones that is supposed to release next spring but will probably be delayed for another few years and will probably actually release after we're all dead

Fan 1: game of thrones season 8 is coming out in April
Fan 2: bullshit it sure as fuck won't release in our lifetime

by Yo Papi October 17, 2018

sparkle season

Pittsburgh PA's way of denouncing Christ's birth and Christmas, in the name of political correctness. Proof that city officials have their heads up their asses!

It's CHRISTMAS, NOT sparkle season!

Pittsburgh's city officials didn't like Jesus so they changed the name of his birthday from Christmas to "sparkle season". God got so pissed when they did this, he ordered thousands of it's citizens to leave the town... that they did! God then changed the name of Pittsburgh, to Pitsburgh, because he thought the town was the pits!

by Crumbfish December 12, 2003

Bulking Season

The season in which someone eats lots of food in an attempt to gain weight and thereby increase their muscle mass

1: Dude, it's bulking season

2: Every season is bulking season.

by L3wis June 11, 2013

seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

Shamonie

Shamonie is usually a name that refers to a female who might turn into a tigress when C2H5OH is added to her. Generally seen with lacy bras and known to attract swedish men (greater than or equal to 5) Shes also known to be a buddy.

Oh my gawd! Hes messing with a 'Shamonie'!! Does he not care for his life?

by coolio98765432 March 24, 2009

cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.

Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."

by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010