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Saskatchewan screamer

1) A snow producing low pressure system that affects the Saskatchewan province of Canada, Upper Midwest and Great Lakes regions of the United States.

2) A fat, Canadian prairie bitch getting ram-fucked for the first time by a 25 Centimeter long (and 20CM thick) black cock from the southside of Atlanta, Georgia. The sudden thrusting of such massive cock will not only cause the bed to slide across the floor, but also to make that MILF scream - like someone from Saskatchewan can.
1) Crap. It's going to snow again because of that Saskatchewan Screamer.

2) No point in even using a condom. That black cock is so massive my 450KG friend will not only be split open, she'll be a Saskatchewan Screamer! And to think of that cumload that's going to be sprayed on her face? I'll need a canoe to get out of the room!
by MarkaLisa2910 June 2, 2012
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screaming meemies

1. Type of bomb, characterized by a loud, shrill screaming sound.
2. A type of firework, also characterized by a loud, shrill screaming sound.
3. A term used to convey how frightened you are. Commonly used in place of, or along with:
Heebie Jeebies
Booboo Jeebies
Quiver Shivers
Hoohaa Quivers
Shaky Shivers
and Scooby shivers (named for the shaking that the cartoon character Scooby Doo is prone to do when frightened)

Also, used in place of shorter terms, such as:
Creeps
Shivers
or shakes
"To get rid of the enemy, screaming meemies were used to destroy the area."

"The screaming meemies were so loud that they made my ears ring."

"This cave gives me the screaming meemies."
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Scrawn Dog

Any male or female who is skinny as fuck, looks weak, and has minimal muscle mass. It would be very easy to kick the fuck out of a scrawn dog. People fitting this description are sweet to pay out and they cant do shit about it. If you ever drive past someone who is skinny as fuck, yell scrawn dog out the window and they will get pissed off.
Angus is a total scrawn dog, and the funniest bit is he pumps weights flat out. What a faggot looser.

I can't believe how skinny and weak Angus is, he looks like a complete scrawn dog. If Angus had a box it would be flogged out.

If you were trying to pop one on Nixon's midriff it would be easy to miss because he is such a scrawn dog.
by the gayzelle May 29, 2009
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1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.
Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010
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screwnicorning

1. to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.

2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.
1. The whiplash injury was a result of drunken screwnicorning.
2. The angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.
by CeltGal April 11, 2007
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screwtard

Name for retards that screw you over.
Good name for crazy people driving on roads. Screwtard is a good word for them. Very fitting.

(someone cuts you off)
*SCREWTARD!!!*
by kugly January 14, 2009
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lunar screwer

Someone who has sexual intercourse with the moon and other celestial bodies that are visible during the night. similar to moon frigger
You might not believe me, but I saw a guy on top of the moon...and guess what he was doing...yeah screwing the stars. I hate lunar screwers.
by jakaldd February 4, 2009
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