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screwnicorn

1. (noun) a lesbian with a dildo strapped to her forehead

2. (verb) to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.

3. (verb) to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.
1. The screwnicorn winced as her dildo hit the doorframe.
2. The whiplash injury was a result of a drunken screwnicorn.
3. The angry girls had a screwnicorn over the hot chick.
by CeltGal April 10, 2007
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screwnicornikova

1. someone who is particularly talented in the art of screwnicorning - a world class screwnicorn
2. a particularly fit screwnicorn

Derived from the phonetic similarity between 'screwnicornikova' and gorgeous, world class tennis player 'Anna Kournikova'.
She was a real screwnicornikova once she strapped a dildo to her forehead.
by CeltGal April 11, 2007
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screwnicorning

1. to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.

2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.
1. The whiplash injury was a result of drunken screwnicorning.
2. The angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.
by CeltGal April 11, 2007
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