screwnicorning 

1. to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.

2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.

1. The whiplash injury was a result of drunken screwnicorning.
2. The angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.

screwnicorning by CeltGal April 11, 2007

screwnicornikova

1. someone who is particularly talented in the art of screwnicorning - a world class screwnicorn
2. a particularly fit screwnicorn

Derived from the phonetic similarity between 'screwnicornikova' and gorgeous, world class tennis player 'Anna Kournikova'.

She was a real screwnicornikova once she strapped a dildo to her forehead.

screwnicornikova by CeltGal April 11, 2007