sofles

fucking mad painter goin off

thats fucking dope like sofles

by bomber5 March 3, 2008

Sofa Knee

A Higher form of Being Funny...
A 'Funny' way to say your "so funny"

Ex. loser, dork, blonde moment, bad joke.

Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!

by Texas Toad February 9, 2009

softball

Sport played on many different levels. In lower levels game is generally played for roughly 90 mins playing 5 innings. in collegiate and olympic levels games usually last 2 to 3 hours and are played generally in 7 innings. HItters are forced to hit balls moving 60-70mph usually with alot of movement and also change speeds. Same concepts as baseball but many different ones such as slappers and coverages. Pitchers pitch from 43 feet which leaves less reaction time. although not commonly seen as much of a contact sport there are many collisions and injuries where a person may break a bone, get cleated, dive into a fence, hit by a pitch, etc. Bases are only 60 feet which means reactions must be faster and you have less time to make plays. Although not as much endurance is needed you must have fast twitch muscles and be able to do alot of sprinting

Joe: Did you see the softball game last night?

Bob: Yeah those girls did a great job, those pitchers really made that ball move.

by shortstop112 April 17, 2009

software

The parts of a computer that can't be kicked, but ironicly deserve it most.

"Fucking Windows is the crappiest piece of software ever created!"

by proud2deviate February 1, 2004

softcore

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.

Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.

by Mike September 2, 2005

a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004

soft boi hours

Hours of the day where you are a softie and are soft.

It comes from the term sad boi hours but instead of “sad” it’s “soft”

Person 1: “ why do you keep smiling and listening to soft music?”
Person 2: “ soft boi hours”
Person 1: “ ohhhhhhh gotcha”

by ShawnXmarina January 8, 2019