semendipity

When a boy gets play -- and sexual release -- when he least expects it.

"The possibility of meeting someone was the last thing on my mind, but in a stroke of semendipity I made out with that girl all night long."

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

semen enemy

Another name for a cock block.

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!

by DenkenPuto October 17, 2010

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

semenski

piece of fake croation shit

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by lolfaggot November 22, 2011

Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011