Sam

Think of the biggest thing on Earth... an elephant? No. Now think of the biggest thing in the galaxy... the Sun? Not that either. Now think of the biggest thing in the universe... Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall? Damn either your a scientist or a googler. Either way not that either. I'll tell you what it is. Sam. Sam is so gargantuan you wonder how so much mass can be stored on the human body. You even question if it is human. Think of Sam as the atlas of the world, but instead of a ripped chad, a huge inconceivable lump of fat and grease holding up the universe. Paradoxically, his mass is larger than the amount of literal atoms in the entire universe, giving credence to his name Sam, backwards Mas(s).

Pub quiz question: What is the simplest yet largest thing?
You: Space?
Pub quiz question: Nope, it's Sam.

by KomradeKiller January 8, 2022

sam denis

Some fast guy

Xavier Stephens thinks he can beat Sam Denis in a sprint

by Hectorbomb January 22, 2022

Sam broesing

The art of using big words with no context.

I may just be Sam broesing and using big words without context

by dashle December 23, 2021

Sam Donelson

Gayest person in the world, loves men, thinks he is good at basketball

me: You are such a sam Donelson

Friend: eww I’m not gay

by Niceperson2022 March 7, 2022

sam and ella

Sam and Ella. Ya know that virus that you find in raw meat.

Bish you're gonna get sam and ella

by temporarygoogle March 7, 2022

Chickie Sam

Another term for chicken sandwich, specifically when talking to a Sloane, Aysa, or Katy about one. Used most frequently when talking about chick fil a.

Oh y’all are getting chick-fil-a? Get me a chickie sam then.

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 8, 2022

Genesis_Sam

The guy who knows every Minecraft crafting recipie and every potion recipie

hey, do you know how to craft a piston?

Dude, ask Genesis_Sam.

by Saardiner March 20, 2022