Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy Red

The color of lust and sexual thoughts described by slash supporters bent on making a statement regarding their addiction to Brian and Justin from the showtime series, Queer As Folk.

Jennifer engaged herself in some randy red the night she met Brian.

There's nothing like a randy red move to turn you on.

If she didn't learn the randy red, she'd never try the brian blue on a green gale evening.

by Beautiful Brian May 6, 2010

RANDI JOHNSTON

The beautiful girl you'd ever meet. With the most precious heart. Known to be quite of an airhead.

"Oh yeah RANDI JOHNSTON ? Oh yeah she's the fuckin best"

by fuckingposiedon January 19, 2022

SLICK RANDY

Taking 1 finger across a sweaty ballsack, insert finger in another person's ear.

Did you see Fred give Sarah a slick randy?

by Roanie05 April 25, 2023

......Noelle "Randy" Santos Loves You.....

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......Noelle "Randy" Santos Loves You.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

Randi

A woman/object that is a dentist, often they are attractive and sexy.

Hey are u going to the dentist? YAy imma fuck Randi, fuck YEAH

by Randi_69 February 9, 2022