Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

by anonymous May 25, 2023

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.
Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.
by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

Larger then life neck ass
Dumped by a chav neck ass
Bold dad head ass
Can’t get on a team head ass and play an easy position head ass (CDM head ass)
Dumped by a chav neck ass
Bold dad head ass
Can’t get on a team head ass and play an easy position head ass (CDM head ass)
Fuck Roman I hate that guy
Roman I’m dumping you
Roman faked being bisexual for attention
Ur Willy was little Roman
Roman I’m dumping you
Roman faked being bisexual for attention
Ur Willy was little Roman
by GorillaDaSpinner March 26, 2021

That one annoying, but fun guy who keeps offering you to take action in activities you didn't want to in the first place
by RizuSnek June 6, 2018

by useyourrealnameyoushould November 7, 2022

A sexy, hot guy, who gets hella hard looking at a specific girl he likes. He acts gay but really isn't, and has the dick all girls want. He's fit and intelligent and won't let his girl down when she needs him.
being defined
" Hey, you know this guy name Roman :3 right? He's so tall and handsome."
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
" Hey, you know this guy name Roman :3 right? He's so tall and handsome."
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
by UI#DIYG@EHJD November 15, 2021
