queef

a fart that comes from your vagina.

i just queefed.

by anton1234 May 7, 2011

Quarf

A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.

Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

Queef Burrito

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

by mattis1121 October 1, 2008

Quaff

The hand whaffing of a queef directly into another's face.

She quaffed me last night after I stink palmed her friend.

by Sickandtwisted September 12, 2011

Quarf

when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina

A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package

by SoCOR December 13, 2010

Queef

audiable sound emitted from the vagina, ALWAYS caused by rapid intercourse.

carol had no choice in the matter, her queefing was a direct result of brads pumping.

by who me? April 9, 2003

queef nuggett

a blood clot that excretes from the vagina during a queef (during a female menstrual period)

Mary so nasty, i put it in her pussy and that queef nuggett come out all over my stomach.

by tkillah September 14, 2007