Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.

Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.

by No one's as THICC as Gaston May 27, 2017

Angry Pineapple

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.

Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...

by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010

painel

the name given to a thick person who might stoop to the level of trying to insult others in an attempt to make themselves appear more intelligent. this usually leads to their own humiliation (see also: blad/oli)

painel also refers to the anal pains of one such as a bandit or bender.

he's a bit of a painel
look you painel just leave

by Facial Shite August 8, 2003

Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local

Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.

by HollaBak2009 January 20, 2009

pinedemic

When a massive amount of pine tree are dying due neglect or to pine beetle.

Rocky mountain national park looks like a pinedemic hit it.

Your back yard looks like a pinedemic hit.

by Nate the Skate September 18, 2009

pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.

Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.

by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013

paine train

The man who brings the chop chop to the gangbang

Here comes the Paine train guys

by Gillymcfilly May 6, 2016