southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

by G Love and the Special Sauce December 18, 2012

Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.

Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'

by Crashbitch September 3, 2013

Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

sweet poisoning

The act of realizing that you are hooking up with a fuckboy, but still doing it because of the pleasure.

Mary: I've heard that this guy you are flirting with is a fuck boy.
Kate: I know, but I can't resist it. I'll be sweet poisoning myself.

by KayKay48 May 28, 2016

Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.

After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.

by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023

big ol poon

someone who is cowardly, or pussy-like.

Derek's a BIG OL POON!

by Kiefa February 2, 2010

God's Poison

The description given to real coffee made fresh to your liking.

I'm going to have a cup of God's Poison otherwise known as a cappuccino.

by pixelpete5 October 20, 2011