picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Pickelback

A pickleback is a type of shot wherein a shot of whiskey is chased by a shot of pickle brine. The pickle brine works to neutralize both the taste of the whiskey and the burn of the alcohol.

"Hello good sir, yes, I'll have 2 pickelbacks, and a pabst for the lady."

by Rdubsky February 2, 2012

pick me V.S. pick me

the pick me battle will go down in...
3..
2..
1..

pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.

pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural

pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!

pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.

pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote

pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.

pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?

pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl

pick me girl 1: kill yourself.

-pick me V.S. pick me

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

Pickens

An absolute small fry (usually named Kaden) most can't comprehend how easy this idiot is. Doesn't even smoke cigs and hardly ever pushes McMillan.

Seth, Ethan, and Jaden are such Pickens they can't even do ten pushups.

by Eli-TheBeast February 28, 2023

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

knicker picker

a person who pickes wedgies in public.

person 1: Have you seen the new kid?
person 2: Yeah, he's allways got his hands in his pants!
person 1: He's such a knicker picker!

by singletilldeath.com August 22, 2009