pizza-driver

a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.

Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.

"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"

"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."

by AGirlCalledKill February 27, 2008

Pizza Box Burn

That burn you get as the hot pizza box sits in your lap during the car ride home. This usually results in your legs being red from where the box was, as well as a temporary burning pain.

Person 1: Oh my god! What happened to your legs?

Person 2: Pizza Box Burn -.-

by A Random Name I needed to Post September 11, 2011

Pizza

A vegetable in American public schools

Monday: carrots
Tuesday: cabbage
Wednesday: pizza
Thursday: broccoli
Friday: corn

by Cherry DickInSin April 3, 2012

pizza breath

The moment you wake up in the morning after eating pizza, and you already know your breath's is going to kill somebody.

Josh had pizza breath in the morning, no wonder his wife divorced him.

by #RMS September 21, 2017

Pizza

A circle of five or more lesbians eating each other out while a guy takes turns fucking each one.

That lucky son of a bitch got to ave pizza last night

by Supsimchibro July 23, 2018

Pizza Nigger

A racist term toward people of Italian decent.

Leonardo Da Vinci was not a genius, but rather a worthless pizza nigger

by susmanThatssus April 7, 2021

pico pizza

A slang created by a chilean and an american, It´s a pizza with a penis in the middle pico stands for "cock"

-Hey i had a pizza today
-orly? i bet u had a PICO PIZZA!

by wankwankandwank June 10, 2010