pizza-driver

a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.

Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.
"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"

"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."
by AGirlCalledKill February 28, 2008
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