poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

by philbad February 23, 2020

poojer

A dumb person who often deficates(or poops), in a cat in the hat costume. People that fit this word often have the name of Joshua, Collin, Travis, Andrew, or Gabe.

Bro you’re such a poojer

by Themanman November 5, 2020

poopbrain

When you destroy your brain with repeated drug use and it turns into a legitimate pile of excrement.

Man Logan used to go so hard but now he cant because he has poopbrain.

by meat yogurt October 1, 2020

Poogers

So it's poop, boogers and pog mixed together like a dairy queen blizzard

Bruv ur looking so poogers

Damn son looking Poogers

Urban dictionary admins looking Poogers af
Isn't being called Poogers bad?

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by Alexander😘 April 7, 2021

Pooker

A pedophile who smokes weed and is often high

Officer! The pooker is right there!

by Jbaybay December 25, 2021

Pookerskwowse

undeniable love and affection for someone

I love you John! You are my Pookerskwowse

by Steelerfan37922 May 10, 2022

Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010