Not a thing

When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.

Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?

by omletteontoast December 7, 2011

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7

it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022

it's not you, it's me

Something bitch ass unoriginal pussies say.

Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."

by Azuzu March 13, 2009

not you

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."

by Sierrapants April 2, 2008

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

not too shabby

Phrase that describes the condition of soemthing, meaning "Not bad".
The opposite of wordshabby/word

Bill: I banged her twice then left.

Tim: Not too shabby.

by larstait October 13, 2003

not gay enough

a rebuttle to the over used and now almost meaningless "thats gay" and a subtle rebuke to those still using "gay" as a pejorative term.

1. "You watch America's Next Top....that's gay"

"To the contrary...not gay enough"

by H. Blonde October 17, 2007