Noodlebox

An asian lady's "special place"

"Daymn! Thats one tight noodlebox!"

by DirtyGraham July 27, 2009

Noodle Limbs

Someone in the armed forces who is either on the sick, medically downgraded or cannot participate in planned physical training. Can also be used to describe someone who although physically 100% fit is incapable of completing simple manual tasks, e.g. running, marching etc

The limbs have taken on the constancy of a noodle, floppy and with no bone structure.

Someone who is afflicted with Noodle Limbs then becomes a Noodler e.g. someone who spends their day Noodling around not achieving anything constructive.

Alex: Why is Nick the Prawn not on PT today mate?
Ash: He injured himself on the run the other day, and has got proper Noodle Limbs now!

by Acky190 May 3, 2011

noodle-body

Noodle-body is when your body acts "noodle"-ish, flimsy, jell-o like after consuming alcoholic beverage(s). For most this is the state of body drunk that occurs before the head gets drunk.

An example of being a "Noodle-body "(noodley) is when you cannot walk straight, keep dropping things that are very easily to grasp ( such as another drink) and hitting/running into things, other people, or walls.

by Cos4lyfe March 5, 2017

mooble nooble

Like a purple nurple but the whole moob(man boob)is twisted, very painful!

You: Duuude! Did he just mooble nooble you? Looked painful!

Mate: Yes, my moob is gonna fall off!

by Colgate Man 13 March 31, 2008

dude noodle

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.

"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"

by fLockerr January 11, 2009

Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011