Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.

"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"

Ninja Turtling by reborn296 October 10, 2009

ninja-ing

To ninja;To show talent of a ninja;
To use a large amount of ninjaness

Did you see that guy, he was totally ninja-ing

ninja-ing by Badwick Tsuraide May 16, 2006

Ninja poop 

When someone poops and there is no trace of poop left behind in their ass.

Jeremy after wiping his ass: Woah! There's no trace of shit in there! I just had a wicked ninja poop.

Ninja poop by Flubber Womp December 8, 2010

Ninja Defuse 

Of the game Call of Duty 4:
When playing the gametype "search and destroy", a Ninja Defuse consists of sneaking up behind the member of the attacking team who is planting the bomb at either target A or B and lying in wait behind them for them to finish planting. As soon as they have done so, one begins immediately to defuse the bomb (occasionally actually pulling it from underneath them). The enemy who has just planted the bomb rarely check behind them for a ninja, so concerned are they with watching nearby corners for oncoming enemies. Most effective when all but one member from each team has been eliminated.

Game announcer man: Bomb defused.
Bomb planter:Aw man i just planted! How the hell he defuse that?
Ninja:Aha n00b i just ninja defused you.

Ninja Defuse by Starfighter23 May 17, 2008

Ninja Parade 

Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???

Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?

Joe: No

No one hears about the Ninja Parade

Ninja Parade by Drew-bie October 27, 2008

Ninja Penguin Buddy 

(AKA NPB) When someone sneaks over to your house at 3 in the morning to put a penguin, of any sort, on your balcony using ninja skills. This is usually done to show someone that good things do happen to good people. If the penguin is accepted by the receiving person then the two become Ninja Penguin Buddies.

Dude, have you met my Ninja Penguin Buddy yet? He is totally legit.

Ninja Penguin Buddy by Anonymous Ninja13 January 12, 2009

ninja girlfriend 

A mistress. A sexual partner that is unknown to the rest of the world, she is kept hidden from the public, and from the publicly proclaimed girlfriend and wife, mate, live-in spouse.

The dude's married but is looking for a ninja girlfriend anyway.

ninja girlfriend by GEO Z October 14, 2006