nfg

Not Functioning Good

That machine is NFG.

by anonymous20 December 15, 2006

NFL

Acronym means Not For Long. Referring to the constant flow of traffic of men in and out of a woman's life that is hard to please.

Conversation between two guys,
Robert: "Man John you have become a part of Christie's NFL."
John: "I know, I didn't last a week, that chick wants the dishes washed, floors scrubbed, laundry done, yard mowed..."
Robert: "WAIT! You did all that? Did you at least get to hit it?"
John: "No!"
Robert: "Damn, you got inducted into the NFL hall of fame with that chick!"

by Schermerhorn January 13, 2009

nfta

Nigga fuck that ass

*Big Booty Judy walks in*

"Damn boii you see that fine ass?"

"Yeah nfta!"

by Datttt_boii April 17, 2017

NFG

Nice Fucking Guy

"Hey man, thanks for bringing me Chinese food. You're a NFG."

by hottscennessey July 28, 2009

nfsug

Acronym for the popular car racing video/PC game nfsug

Hey man I got a new car in nfsug

by Agret February 14, 2005

Nforce 1

A brand of mother board that has been created around the "memory Dump" phenomenon.

A term hated by Lan Admins, as the mother board is carefully complimented with a faulty PSU

The art of taking ones side off the case

"I was playing my game and it crashed :("
"I was happy with my 1996 Korean mother board, when memory dumps wernt invented"
"Why does this thing only crash when i decide to play it"

"FUCK THAT WANGER! he caused 2 rows of computers to turn off because of his psu"

"Hey you should take your side off your case if it keeps crashing.. oh it allraedy is"

by Epi October 15, 2003

NFSOD

National Flick Somebody Off Day- June 30th of every year, starting in 2008, you flick off anyone you see. Preferably no cops, old fucks with canes or your rents.

Dude!? Why did you give me the bird?? NFSOD BITCH!

by Daniel Faul April 24, 2008