carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

multifucktional

(adj.) having a variety of sexual uses or functions

Wow, this three-headed dildo is a multifucktional wonder!

by Dylanphile November 19, 2010

Mulki

A beautiful,amazing,gorgeous girl she is the smartest Somali you will ever her honey-like skin complexion will make your heart melt and you will fall head over heels for her.

Hey who’s that?
Oh, her? That's a Mulki my crush😍😘

by Mulki the chain November 7, 2019

Murder Drone

A drone created by the company Jcjenson in spaaaaacee!!!!

Did you know serial designation n is a murder drone?

by Unknown Clanker 64 April 21, 2022

sid music

Synthetic music generated by the SID sound chip in a commodore 64 computer. The SID chip is a complete analogue synthesizer on a single intergrated circuit.

"Rob Hubbard wrote some of the most recognisable SID music on the C64"

by Shalroth May 16, 2005

liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.

Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019

Marshmallow your mum

PHILLIP LESTER TOLD YOU NOT TO SEARCH THIS

You shouldn't have searched marshmallow your mum tut tut tut

by pHiL lEsTeR yOuR a gEnIuS January 13, 2019