A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence
by cyclopsee May 17, 2010
Get the mistress of vices mug.Used to explain somebodies complete lack of accuracy whether in physical sports or in their views and opinions
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Get the Misguided Directicisms mug.by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010
Get the misfucked mug.when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river
dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.
by texastornados June 4, 2011
Get the mississippi river poop mug.v When you mistakenly catch someone masturbating. Often caused by poor choice of place and timing, such as before dinner, at the movies, at school, at work, in the shower when your roommate is waiting and irritated, in a resturant, in a public restroom, in the back seat of a van on a long road-trip, in a park, on or near a playground, during a party, in the waiting room of a clinic for the blind, in an elementary school principal's office, when you sleep in a bunkbed, in a pool, in river with hungry fish, when you come home to a missing plunger and/or bananas, when you forget to close the browser on the family computer, or making the decision at 5:58 when your mom usually gets home at 6:01 (see after school special).
"Man, I am either a master of mistakurbating or our daughter has the worst choice of timing. Or she still hasn't figured it out. Have you seen the sausages?"
True Story,
Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.
The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"
The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."
"What?!"
"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"
And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.
True Story,
Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.
The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"
The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."
"What?!"
"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"
And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.
by cheese_leaves February 10, 2012
Get the Mistakurbating mug.Noun: A butterfly hailing from the state of Mississippi.
Verb: The delicate art of rapidly blinking ones eye against their partners anus, to generate pleasurable high speed bunghole butterfly kisses.
Verb: The delicate art of rapidly blinking ones eye against their partners anus, to generate pleasurable high speed bunghole butterfly kisses.
"Roger is one crazy son of a bitch. He decided to lay the Mississippi butterfly on some random skank, and now he's rocking a course of antibiotics and an eyepatch."
by TRON79 December 9, 2012
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