A thing that is in every truck stop bathroom. Allows the trucker to get a rubber, so he can fuck one of those skanky hookers that hang around truck stops, without the embarrasment of going up to the cashier. Also commonly used by 16 year old boys. The condoms usually cost 75 cents.
Trucker: (Just got done shitting) Looks up at condom machine above the toilet. "Hmm, there done be a lot of skanks hangin out in the parkin lot. Better grab a rubber."
by JJ Hard-on September 7, 2007
Get the condom machine mug.The putrid, rythimic production of successive farts, characterized my the rapid motion of machine guns, that produces overt, suffocating fumes that reflect those of dismembered, decomposing corpses and defecated, moldy genitalia.
(American Version)
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet.
(Bronx Version)
"Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot."
(Wife Beater Version)
"Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up."
(British Version)
"Darling..."
"Yes dear?"
"Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat."
"Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!"
(Bosnian Version)
"Evvo, Evooo!"
"Ma sta je Mile?"
"Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?"
"Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!"
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet.
(Bronx Version)
"Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot."
(Wife Beater Version)
"Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up."
(British Version)
"Darling..."
"Yes dear?"
"Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat."
"Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!"
(Bosnian Version)
"Evvo, Evooo!"
"Ma sta je Mile?"
"Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?"
"Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!"
by Whitehoslutt6969 July 11, 2007
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A place with funny names that you can meld into stupid jokes.
Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
Get the michigan mug.Nickname for Sigma Chi National Fraternity. Sigma Chi is often known as the sports frat, ie the "macho" guys, long with sigMa CHI.
by Alexei Tajzler June 5, 2003
Get the machi mug.Guy: How was that date last night?
Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
by caaaaasey November 18, 2009
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"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"
"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"
"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"
by Slotty July 28, 2005
Get the slot machine mug.When you're late after spending too much time eating a greasy meal and in the process of running you let out small flatulence at separate intervals synchronized with your steps so that it sounds like a MACHINE GUN. MACHINE GUNNING.
by Mounstah Bites December 26, 2010
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