Magneyesis

a severe condition in which an individual is experiencing detrimental levels of sleepiness and their eyes feel like they have magnets attached to each lash. The individual usually fights against the urge to shut eye but the magnets are too powerful. Magneyesis is not an uncommon condition but is disliked by many.

BF 1: oh girl... you keep falling asleep... what is up with you?
BF 2: huh... what... oh... crudmuch! I must be suffering from Magneyesis *fell right back to shut eye*
BF 1: there you go did it again...
BF 2: i think i better get to bed before all my lashes fall out! :(good night! i love you baby .
BF 1: sweet dreams..... :)

by sreepyhead June 27, 2010

Magnorestorative

A word so complex that not even the depths of the internet can define it. Google, Bing, Yahoo, AOL, and even Dictionary.com have failed to put into words what this word symbolizes.

Google, y u no define "Magnorestorative"??!?!1!?!?eleven?

by Overlord Piles December 20, 2010

magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!

he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"

by michael foolsley November 13, 2011

Magnetted

Being drawn in to something; someone. Having a great personality which people adore.

I was magnetted to her wonderful radiance.

by RJB9999 June 18, 2012

Magnet therapy

A "magnetic"person who is charming, friendly, vivacious, bright and witty helps get out of your depression,
Friendly therapy for depression
A magnetic person makes you feel better

Priyanka's magnet therapy helped sona feel better

by KnR March 17, 2013

magnetate

To attract.

usually magnetate bitties and or sexy females.

Can also be used as "gravitate"

I magnetate all the bitties.

All the bitties magnetate to me
gravitate attract

by Nd1226 October 4, 2013

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014