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a severe condition in which an individual is experiencing detrimental levels of sleepiness and their eyes feel like they have magnets attached to each lash. The individual usually fights against the urge to shut eye but the magnets are too powerful. Magneyesis is not an uncommon condition but is disliked by many.
BF 1: oh girl... you keep falling asleep... what is up with you?
BF 2: huh... what... oh... crudmuch! I must be suffering from Magneyesis *fell right back to shut eye*
BF 1: there you go did it again...
BF 2: i think i better get to bed before all my lashes fall out! :(good night! i love you baby .
BF 1: sweet dreams..... :)
by sreepyhead June 24, 2010
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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