middle aged slang

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*

Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

middle school slut

a girl between the ages of 12-14, known for only going out with guys that are popular, talks with her other kind about kids who arent her kind, usually calls each other pretty but really inside they think their the sexyest of them all, will ignore any other UNpopular guy, post hundreds of pics on facebook with them in tight skinny jeans or short skirts soo they can get peoples attention.

mark: mandy acts like she knows basketball only because its bobs favourite sport, thats all she can do to get his attention.

Daniel: such a middle school slut

by ilovebigbooty July 13, 2010

middle earth

imaginary realm created by JRR Tolkien based upon his childhood growing up in the midlands of England

the shire was in middle earth

by tornado October 11, 2003

donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021

Middle School relationship

Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.

I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.

by crusaderofsarcasm December 24, 2010

Marvin Ridge Middle School

A place where a bunch of sweaty, rich, fuckboy white kids go. Most of them are no taller than 5'3 and are the most idiotic bunch of racist fucks in North Carolina (one of the most irrelevant states).

Literally Everyone: "Hey, you're a short, weak, piece of shit 12 year old kid who sucks his dad's dick for money.....you must go to Marvin Ridge Middle School"

by xLil_Fuckerx October 9, 2018

paul revere middle school

Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.

Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School

Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?

Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.

by peaco33 September 19, 2011