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The McDonald’s Effect

When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.
The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.

Michael McDonald 

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
Lois McDonald by NightSaberX October 10, 2021

Density McDonald 

Typically used as a nickname for a a furry named Destiny McKinnon. Don’t forget to live laugh Ashlynn.
Wow! Density McDonald’s is a furry!!!
Density McDonald by princesspoof99 January 18, 2022

Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) 

Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) Is an amazing Minecraft player that is a GOD at PVP, Building, and getting bitches.

Do you know Phantomm (McDonald's Employee)?
Yes! His dick was sooo big and hard
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) is amazing
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) is hot
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) is sexy
Phantomm (McDonald's Employee) has a big dick

Ronald McDonald 

A scary ass monster disguised as a goofy mf but in his free time killing children with his scary blood red fingers to make meat for his fast food restaurant to have a place to launder his methè money wait fuck thats kernel sanders
Btw he's overpowered in mugen.